Rating: 5/5
This is from memory. Poker Sam is a poker game, one on one against the computer. It is one of the only ones I know of that actually talks to you (but the screen blanks out when he does). He will read off all of his cards and yours, how much the bet is, etc. If the bet is really big he'll say 'lots of dollars'. I don't remember if he cusses when he loses big.
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